May 2013
2 tags
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
snarg:
i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
noonelovesmeimalonelol:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
when shopping then you see someone hot
laugh-addict:
alone:
with friends:
with parent/s:
sani-a:
why can’t my fat leave me everything else does
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
15 tags
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names